The Apprentice Cosmopolitan

batgirl99:

Ace Attorney: Text Post Edition

2 weeks ago with 3380via

ted:

Comedian and journalist Stella Young is tired of people telling her she’s an “inspiration” just for getting up in the morning. In a hilarious, hard-hitting, and thought-provoking talk at TEDxSydney, she explains why.   

Watch the full talk here»

3 weeks ago with 105535via , source

axeman72:

heresiae:

tastefullyoffensive:

How to Get 10% Off Your Order at Not a Burger Stand in Burbank, CA

Previously: Funny and Creative Sandwich Board Signs

I would eat there every day

"Shut up, Wesley!" should be worth much more than 5%! :)

(sorry, wilwheaton, ;) )  

3 weeks ago with 141674via , source

chocolatefrogs:

Harry Potter text posts

3 weeks ago with 70074via , source

maxkirin:

Neil Gaiman’s 8 Rules of Writing, a remake of this post. Source.

Want more writerly content? Make sure to follow maxkirin.tumblr.com for your daily dose of writer positivity, advice, and prompts!

3 weeks ago with 59851via , source

les misérables + text posts

3 weeks ago with 26042via , source
1 month ago with 11569via , source

you probably heard we ain’t in the prisoner-takin’ business; we in the killin’ Nazi business. And cousin, business is a-boomin’.

1 month ago with 3716via , source

http://howelljenkinspendragon.tumblr.com/post/91782401893/veganatheist-thirteen-observations-made-by

veganatheist:

Thirteen Observations made by Lemony Snicket while watching Occupy Wall Street from a Discreet Distance

1. If you work hard, and become successful, it does not necessarily mean you are successful because you worked hard, just as if you are tall with long hair it doesn’t…

1 month ago with 5974via , source

keep—sailing:

oncewaskevin:

oh

the kid on the bottom right knows whats up. 

1 month ago with 435905via , source